For every jaw-dropping, must-have app for iPad and iPhone
there are dozens more that are mad, bad or just plain wrong.
We've rounded up just 10 of our favourites. We're sure you
can find many more.
Sexy Piano
There are loads of piano apps on the iPhone, but few are
as bizarre as this. Hit different keys and you're greeted "a beautiful
woman's sexy sound", which turns out to be the kind of 'oohs' and 'ahhs'
you last heard in a dodgy movie. Also available on Android. Rated 12+
Auto Will
It's statistically very unlikely that you'll get
run over by a bus tomorrow, but are you ready to take that chance?
Worrywarts can console themselves (a bit) by filling out their last
will and testament on their iPhone or iPad and then pinging it off to
their friends, relatives and solicitors just in case. Don't try filling it in
when you're crossing the road though, eh?
Is Career Women More Divorce
Apple proudly boasts that there are 250,000 apps available
from the iTunes Store, but an awful lot of them seem
to be made up of crud like this. The app description explains why marrying
a career woman is more likely to end in divorce (feeling bitter Mr. Developer?)
but then fails to really explain what insights you'll gain from downloading the
app.
Bizarrely the app is rating 17+ for its 'frequent/intense
sexual content or nudity', while the developer website points you to a GoDaddy
domain name parking page. We'll pass, thanks.
BedRabbit
Think you're a star performer in the sack? Then prove it by
firing up this app and then lying your iPhone on the bed while you get
jiggy. BedRabbit will assess your performance based on intensity, rhythm,
progression, diversity and artistic (?!) criteria and also listens in to the
sounds you and your partner(s) make.
Once this 17+ app has totted up your score you can email the
results to your friends so they can point and laugh at you next time you're
down the pub.
source: http://www.techradar.com/us/news/phone-and-communications/mobile-phones/10-mind-boggling-iphone-and-ipad-apps-901110
by Rob Mead
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